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how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
— When told that sexuality is a choice and that I chose to be gay. (via pseudorific)
Anonymous said: Ok weird question... are you asexual Enjolras? Because you seem like a "France before pants" type of guy. (and your like my hero and I've never met another ace and we could be twinsies) ok sorry bye :p
Um … I generally push questions like this aside and say that I don’t like labels but I suppose I only did that because thinking about these things made me uncomfortable. I just felt like I was doing something wrong or that I was, I don’t know … broken, I guess, so I didn’t like to talk about it.
Because everyone else talks about relationships they’ve had and things they’ve “done” and I feel like I should be into it, because the people around me are, but I’m not. I was brought up to believe that I’m supposed to find someone and “do things” with them but I don’t want to and I don’t feel the need to do it. And people say “oh you just need to meet the right person” or “just try it once and I bet you’ll change your mind!” but that has always made me angry because it’s not true for me.
Courf was the one that told me able this thing called “asexuality” and I brushed it aside but honestly … it made me feel better to know that there were other people in the world who felt the same way I did and that I wasn’t actually broken or something.
So, that was the long way of saying … yes. And it was long because I’ve never said it before.
OMG self discovery, Enjolras!!!! Can I hug you? -Courf
… sure. -E
:D You could say this was an Ace+ discovery -Courf
……. have you been storing up asexual puns this whole time? -E
Maybe ….. AND THEY’RE GONNA COME AT YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM -Courf
So I actually read the instruction manual of my car and managed to check my oil gauge (it’s fine) while wearing a dress. :P